It’s a Stormtrooper helium balloon, folks. Not an interdimensional craft, not a secret reverse-engineered aerospace platform, not the Galactic Empire making first contact. Just a shiny little space fascist party decoration catching the wind and absolutely cooking the internet. Time: 2:30 pm on May 22, 2026 Location: San Diego, CA USA (orientaltrading.com) submitted by /u/IchooseYourName [link] [comments]