Time: 9.00am 24/03/2026 Location: Melbourne, Australia Was outside, taking a piss in the garden when I notice this thing just casually floating away from me. Didn't have my phone on me so raced inside and came back out. I was surprised at how far it had travelled in just those few seconds I was gone. It does appear to just be a piece of shit floating in the wind but earily there is just no wind at all today... and the way it rotates and moves is just strangely consistent. The video sucks, I know and I'm certainly not thinking aliens cos why would aliens visit the most boring city on the planet? it was a figure 8 shape, white on top, black on bottom and appeared to have a hole in the bottom half of the 8 (the fatter of the two round bits). submitted by /u/Rare_Platform_3602 [link] [comments]